Those arnt stars..........some one just took a dump on his face :)

the kid fell asleep and only wanted three.

at first i was like lol:p
but then i was like....LMFAO!!!!!:D

i dont care what there sayin i lol anyway

Yo, this story is based of that chick who got the entire left side of her face covered in stars. She initially went in for a couple of stars, but then raped her face with a bunch of them. She went home, where her dad had a temper tantrum, so she claimed that she fell asleep and the dude did it. She tried to sue him, but nobody believed her, so she admitted she told him to do it.
Dumb bitch.

Ok, so a woman is standing at the reception at the local sperm bank. Suddenly a man runs in wearing a mask and says" PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG!" the woman just shakes her head and says "This is a sperm bank sir." The man thinks for a second and says "Fine then, I want you to go into the back and drink some sperm." so he takes her into the back and tells her to drink some. "But that's SPERM! I can't drink that!" "You can and you going to drink it or I will kill you!" so she drinks some. "Drink some more" says the robber. so she drinks some more sperm. After her drinking the white liquid the robber takes off his mask to reveal its her husband saying "now that wasn't that hard was it?"

lol that was best!!!!!!!!

it looks like *takes off glasses* he'll be...seeing stars
YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH