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A Scorpion and a Frog

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#52 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
this is from a turkish folktale. Megadeth (a kick ass band) made a song about it called the scorpion
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#51 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
your a jerk. i know. your a jerk. i know.
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User avatar #39 - girguy (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I JUST saw this on robot chicken last night, except the frog shot the scorpion and yelled "IT'S MY NATURE!"
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#41 reply to #39 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Don't forget the ass-crawling gerbil :D
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#45 reply to #39 - StillJolly (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
me too!!!!!!!!!!! lmao hahahahahaha
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#48 reply to #39 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
lol robot chicken ftw
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#38 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
my penis broke in half and now thars semen blood and piss all ova da playce
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#42 reply to #38 - ScruffytheJanitor (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Scruffy Cringed.
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#37 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
hehe i know!
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#34 - FrozenVedge (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
This is a piece of shit.
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User avatar #40 reply to #34 - osmosisjonesfan (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Just like you?
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User avatar #50 reply to #40 - iLuld (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY
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#33 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
lol stupid jerk scorpion :P
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#32 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
this is not that good
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#30 - FAISCISTBUG (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Damn nature you SCARY!
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#44 reply to #30 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
^ Your comment caught me so off guard that it resulted in two minutes of laughing and coughing so hard that I've peed a little.

savoy!
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#46 reply to #44 - FAISCISTBUG (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
sorry about ur pants
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#29 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
YOUR A JERK! I know! it reminded me of the song.lol
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#31 reply to #29 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
you're* dont you mean?
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#36 reply to #31 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
who gives a shyt? do u want people telling you "oh no its "don't" not dont
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#49 reply to #31 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
go die in a hole fuckin grammar nazi
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User avatar #28 - Tyranitar ONLINE (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
The story was more interesting when It was me riding on top of Jessica Alba.
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#26 - Furubatsu (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
i heard this story, but it was a crocidile, not a frog....
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#25 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
actually it is impossible for a scorpion to sting something it is on. That is why you see people putting 30 scorpions on them and the scorpions do not sting them
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#23 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
The Robot Chicken one was funnier.
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#22 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
there is a nerd among us
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User avatar #27 reply to #22 - authornotartist (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
No shit Sherlock
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#16 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
omg thats from star trek voyager jackote sad that to catherine jameway on their way to bargen with the borg to let them across their teritory in exchange for a antidote to fight of species 8172
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#17 reply to #16 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
DUDE U R THE BIGGEST MOTHA FUCKIN NERD EVER!!!!
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#19 reply to #17 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
no i just happen to c it recently and its a fox and a scorpian
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#20 reply to #16 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
NERD!!!!!!
capcha-fleet~wtf lol
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#21 reply to #20 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
*snort* As in The *snort* Star Fleet From episode 68 *snort* that episode was SOOO hi-technicaaaaal
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#35 reply to #21 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
whoa check out the purple line
ITS MAGICAL
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#43 reply to #35 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
uh oh here we go again
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#47 reply to #21 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
No, #21, as in Star Fleet form EVERY SINGLE EPISODE. And Star Trek has become one of, if not the most successful media franchises of all time. So stop being a douche and go back to your rap music and popped-collar shirts before someone gets hurt. And #16? SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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#15 - BmanX (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I've seen this story somewhere but I can't remember where.
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#18 reply to #15 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
on robot chicken a few days ago
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#24 reply to #15 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
the movie The Crying Game. You know, the one with the transvestite.
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#14 - theinsd (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
lol the scorpions pincers are big so no worries his poison wont kill the frog
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#13 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
this was on star trek voyager ten years ago robot chicken stole it from them, family guy will steal it from robot chicken
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#12 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Gay
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