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Sure Jesus can walk on water. . .
But Chuck Norris can swim through land. I loaded this yesterday but i dont think many were able to see it so im re-uploading it
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Date Submitted: 11/6/2009
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#162
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Supdude
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This would be a lot funnier (and make more sense) if you drop the Chuck Norris reference
#166
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anonymous
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nice pic is which metal gear is it from #3?
#160
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anonymous
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Did you really think that it was possible to swim through land retard!
#163
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anonymous
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Yeah it was photo-shopped, =( .
Bastards cut out the land shark that was chasing him.
Bastards cut out the land shark that was chasing him.
#154
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anonymous
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great thnx alot i iz from vegas and i play that all the time... now you skrewed me ovr
#147
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anonymous
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Holy shit! THE GAME!!! where r u from? i live in north east Scotland an the game is everywere here lol
#157
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anonymous
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Hey I was there a few months ago. Awesome people like Captain Price.
#141
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anonymous
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Agree. Chuck Norris is way overrated, Bruce Lee kicks way more ass.
#145
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anonymous
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ideed. chuck was INSPIRED by lee. with no lee, there would be no chuck. these chuck jokes are getting corny, however much you people deny it.
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anonymous
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But Chuck Norris hasn't died. And I don't think he would die because of an aspirin. 'Cuz that's the way Bruce went. Too bad for him.
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anonymous
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I see roundhouse kicks in your future.
#136
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anonymous
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its funny how people say chuck norris is so awesome were as if bruce lee was still alive he would kick chuck norrises ass
#143
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KazumaKyu
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But he's *not* still alive. Perhaps you should start living in reality instead of ignoring it in favor of your own pathetic deluded fantasies, yes?
#148
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anonymous
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he *in fact* did kick chucks golden ass... but just cause chuck let him
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#128
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anonymous
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yeah, jesus can walk on water, but photoshop is awesome!!! XD
#132
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anonymous
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Thats no photoshop...
Thats Chuck Norris
Thats Chuck Norris
#126
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anonymous
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if you go to google and type in Chuch Norris and press im feeling lucky you will laugh all day because it says this
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.
Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.
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Run, before he finds you
Try a different person
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.
Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.
Suggestions:
Run, before he finds you
Try a different person
#149
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anonymous
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i tried that. it didnt work u fucktard. im gonna get Chuck Norris to kick you ass
#165
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anonymous
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You are gay. it dosent do that it goes to a sweet chuck norris website!!!!! thanks for wasting peoples time asshole!
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anonymous
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Its always about chuck norris. If u want to see something funny, go to google and type in "find chuck norris" then press im feeling lucky. trust me it's worth it. i loled all day!!!
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anonymous
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Chuck Norris does not apply to the laws of mere mortals, fool.
#115
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anonymous
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no it's not, that's correct, we drive on the left mate
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anonymous
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i don't know which poor cuntry u came from but in America we drive on the right
#119
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anonymous
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fuck british people they talk retarded thay act retarded they drive retarted hell they are retarted! the can sock on my dick oh wait fuck hell no they cant they got some ugly botches there damn
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anonymous
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only retards spell retarts like that
#123
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Inexplicably
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Sorry what? We're practically the same.. except.. your the people who couldn't create your own language, lest we forget.
You have like no history in comparison.
Your pretty fucking stupid. spelling suck as sock.. that is apalling. I'd be ashamed of you. good thing your some dumb arse prick who is just another one who couldn't quite comprehend English.
You have like no history in comparison.
Your pretty fucking stupid. spelling suck as sock.. that is apalling. I'd be ashamed of you. good thing your some dumb arse prick who is just another one who couldn't quite comprehend English.
#129
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anonymous
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wait...i was reading this pointless chain of comments...and somehow 1 random idiotic person said, "fuck british people" and then more idiotic people replied... so what i'm saying is basically a c-c-c-c-combo breaker
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anonymous
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well sorry dude. i'm breaking your combo breaker. but I am an american military brat that lives in the UK. my dad works on RAF Lakenheath. all i gotta say is that brits are cool when they aren't "racist", so to speak. that's most of the time. so back off pal. being american doesn't make you cool. because what you're saying makes you a jackass.
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Midg Man
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he's not on the wrong side of the road, the road is on the wrong side of him
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joe smoe
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chuck norris is a over rated fucking fagit
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Daemon Lord
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Chuck Norris was the first man to ever travel through time, so he decided to stop the JFK assassination. When Oswald pulled the trigger, Chuck Norris popped up and stopped all the bullets with his beard, but unfortunately, JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement
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anonymous
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u mean what happens when chuck norris comes towards a car. epoc win.
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