Sure Jesus can walk on water. . .

#168 - anonymous (12/01/2009)

marcus phenix can pwnd curb stomp rape smash and kill chuck norris

#167 - anonymous (11/27/2009)

it looks like a fire in the distance

#162 - Supdude (11/13/2009)

This would be a lot funnier (and make more sense) if you drop the Chuck Norris reference

#166 to #162 - anonymous (11/13/2009)

nice pic is which metal gear is it from #3?

#161 - anonymous (11/12/2009)

looks nothing like chuck...

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#156 - anonymous (11/11/2009)

dude dis is photoshopped, not funny

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#163 to #156 - anonymous (11/13/2009)

Yeah it was photo-shopped, =( .

Bastards cut out the land shark that was chasing him.

#160 to #156 - anonymous (11/12/2009)

Did you really think that it was possible to swim through land retard!

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#158 to #156 - anonymous (11/11/2009)

NO SHIT DUMBASS!

#154 - anonymous (11/10/2009)

great thnx alot i iz from vegas and i play that all the time... now you skrewed me ovr

#147 - anonymous (11/09/2009)

Holy shit! THE GAME!!! where r u from? i live in north east Scotland an the game is everywere here lol

#157 to #147 - anonymous (11/11/2009)

Hey I was there a few months ago. Awesome people like Captain Price.

#164 to #157 - anonymous (11/13/2009)

CoD 4!! Nice!!

#146 - anonymous (11/09/2009)

THE GAME!!!!
you just lost

#159 to #146 - anonymous (11/11/2009)

%(*& YOU, MAN!

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#150 to #146 - anonymous (11/09/2009)

FFFFFFUUUUUU!

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#144 - anonymous (11/09/2009)

who would want to swim through pollution?

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#137 - joe smoe (11/08/2009)

chuck norris is a fagit

#141 to #137 - anonymous (11/08/2009)

Agree. Chuck Norris is way overrated, Bruce Lee kicks way more ass.

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#153 to #141 - anonymous (11/09/2009)

But Chuck Norris hasn't died. And I don't think he would die because of an aspirin. 'Cuz that's the way Bruce went. Too bad for him.

#155 to #153 - anonymous (11/11/2009)

I see roundhouse kicks in your future.

#145 to #141 - anonymous (11/09/2009)

ideed. chuck was INSPIRED by lee. with no lee, there would be no chuck. these chuck jokes are getting corny, however much you people deny it.

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#138 to #137 - anonymous (11/08/2009)

ur a fagit faggot

#151 to #138 - anonymous (11/09/2009)

fuck u fagit

#136 - anonymous (11/08/2009)

its funny how people say chuck norris is so awesome were as if bruce lee was still alive he would kick chuck norrises ass

#148 to #136 - anonymous (11/09/2009)

he *in fact* did kick chucks golden ass... but just cause chuck let him
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bravo

#143 to #136 - KazumaKyu (11/09/2009)

But he's *not* still alive. Perhaps you should start living in reality instead of ignoring it in favor of your own pathetic deluded fantasies, yes?

#135 - squigly (11/08/2009)

vv comments are way funnier than pic vv

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#133 - joe smoe (11/08/2009)

chuck norris is a fucking fagit

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#128 - anonymous (11/07/2009)

yeah, jesus can walk on water, but photoshop is awesome!!! XD

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#132 to #128 - anonymous (11/08/2009)

Thats no photoshop...
Thats Chuck Norris

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#130 to #128 - anonymous (11/07/2009)

hahah
nice win

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#126 - anonymous (11/07/2009)

if you go to google and type in Chuch Norris and press im feeling lucky you will laugh all day because it says this

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.
Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.
Suggestions:
Run, before he finds you
Try a different person

#165 to #126 - anonymous (11/13/2009)

You are gay. it dosent do that it goes to a sweet chuck norris website!!!!! thanks for wasting peoples time asshole!

#149 to #126 - anonymous (11/09/2009)

i tried that. it didnt work u fucktard. im gonna get Chuck Norris to kick you ass

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#125 - antichrist (11/07/2009)

chuck norris can out do jesus any fucking day

#124 - anonymous (11/07/2009)

Its always about chuck norris. If u want to see something funny, go to google and type in "find chuck norris" then press im feeling lucky. trust me it's worth it. i loled all day!!!

#118 - anonymous (11/07/2009)

Chuck Norris is mi papi.

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#113 - anonymous (11/07/2009)

hes on the wrong side of the road

#139 to #113 - midgman (11/08/2009)

he's not on the wrong side of the road, the road is on the wrong side of him

#115 to #113 - anonymous (11/07/2009)

no it's not, that's correct, we drive on the left mate

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#119 to #115 - anonymous (11/07/2009)

fuck british people they talk retarded thay act retarded they drive retarted hell they are retarted! the can sock on my dick oh wait fuck hell no they cant they got some ugly botches there damn

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#123 to #119 - Inexplicably (11/07/2009)

Sorry what? We're practically the same.. except.. your the people who couldn't create your own language, lest we forget.
You have like no history in comparison.
Your pretty fucking stupid. spelling suck as sock.. that is apalling. I'd be ashamed of you. good thing your some dumb arse prick who is just another one who couldn't quite comprehend English.

#129 to #123 - anonymous (11/07/2009)

wait...i was reading this pointless chain of comments...and somehow 1 random idiotic person said, "fuck british people" and then more idiotic people replied... so what i'm saying is basically a c-c-c-c-combo breaker