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Pecans in the Cemetary

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#84 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
wait when did we get the right to vote back?
#79 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
Pecans in FAT BEN'S POOP!
#76 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.1. say your name 10 times
2. say your mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, your cvush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have v3ry bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 PICTURES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
User avatar #74 - CommanderLeo (02/09/2010)
thank god they weren't dividing them by zero
#70 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
FAT BEN MADE SO MUCH POOP! OH MAN, IT'S EVERYWHERE! THERE'S NO END TO THE POOP! HE JUST KEEPS MAKING MORE AND MORE POOP ALL OVER THE PLACE! NOWHERE IS SAFE FROM THE POOP!
#75 to #70 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
YOU SIR, Give anons a bad name.
#80 to #75 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
it's probably just BigFatBen returning as an anon after getting his ass banned.
#78 to #75 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
people have always hated anons
#64 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.1. say your name 10 times
2. say your mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have v3ry bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 PICTURES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
User avatar #60 - Alimosaka (02/09/2010)
Never heard this one before but i liked it xD
#58 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
Im like a barbie
User avatar #63 to #58 - MrHat (02/09/2010)
a plastic whore?
#61 to #58 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
no, no ur not
User avatar #57 - judestaner (02/09/2010)
awesome joke, didn't see it coming :D
User avatar #49 - authornotartist (02/09/2010)
I get it all, apart from the end line?
User avatar #56 to #49 - judestaner (02/09/2010)
The fear made him run really fast... It's a hyperbola most likely...
User avatar #85 to #56 - Maroon (02/09/2010)
its a hyperbole is an exaggeration (what you were trying to say). A hyperbola is a math term referring to a graph (what you actually said)
User avatar #88 to #85 - judestaner (02/09/2010)
yes, you're right!
Thanks! :D
User avatar #66 to #56 - iAmSatan (02/09/2010)
i love your avatar (this is going to get thumbed down , i know)
User avatar #68 to #66 - judestaner (02/09/2010)
thanks! :D I thumbed it up for you, so you can get a good start!
User avatar #71 to #68 - iAmSatan (02/09/2010)
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUWHY didi you DO THAT
User avatar #72 to #71 - judestaner (02/09/2010)
sorry dude... I ruined your thumbs down quest... to make it up to you I'll gice you a box of kittens to set a blaze *hands box to supreme lord of darkness*
User avatar #73 to #72 - iAmSatan (02/09/2010)
*set ablaze* yeah
#54 to #49 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
The 'lord' and 'satan' dropped nuts by the fence in the beginning and the old man was near them. The man thought god and satan were talking about him and got scared and ran.
User avatar #55 to #54 - authornotartist (02/09/2010)
Yeh, I get that bit, but why was the man back 5 minutes before the boy? Oh yehh I just worked it out while I was typing lol
#38 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
this picture took a longer time to load!!!!
User avatar #36 - NotYou (02/09/2010)
EPIC WIN!
#50 to #36 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
I just tried to smoke the line.
#9 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
Remove that last line.
User avatar #90 to #9 - SenorFalcor ONLINE (02/10/2010)
fuck my tits
#77 to #9 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
holy shit!!
its over 100!
User avatar #87 to #77 - memo (02/09/2010)
I think you mean:

Its under 100!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #69 to #9 - friskyfarmer (02/09/2010)
There. the mountain/bong/whatever is broken. Please can we stop now :)
User avatar #65 to #9 - iAmSatan (02/09/2010)
goddamn , im satan and i dont get that many thumbs down , or maybe this comment will , all you ass muching cok suckin , beaner jew loving bastards
User avatar #10 to #9 - The Impatient (02/09/2010)
Remove your comment
User avatar #48 to #10 - yourociroll (02/09/2010)
Whoa! Plot twist!
#45 to #10 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
woop chain reaction
#11 to #10 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
remove your mom
User avatar #14 to #11 - The Impatient (02/09/2010)
Remove the Jonas brothers dicks from your mouth, pussy and asshole
#12 to #11 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
OH SNAPP!
#13 to #12 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
EPIC PWNAGE!
User avatar #39 to #13 - Chuckaholic (02/09/2010)
douche you're the same guy, I clicked hide from user and the snapp and the epic pwnage went down as well as the remove the last line
#42 to #39 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
Hello, Chuck. I'm here to inform you that you are a faggot .

When you clicked hide from user it hid all Anonymous comments.
All three of toughs comments are from anons, therefor they all will be hidden.

Have a nice day.
#81 to #42 - ronansher (02/09/2010)
hello anon, i'm here to inform you can't spell

its those not "toughs"

Go back to school or if your in school already learn not to be a faggot


User avatar #43 to #42 - Chuckaholic (02/09/2010)
It didn't hide the one about the flame war as I tried again so I doubt it but if you say so
#15 to #13 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
We didn't start the flame war...
User avatar #16 to #15 - xXKIRAXx (02/09/2010)
But the nazis pawned in the blitzkreig.
User avatar #19 to #16 - BasicDeath ONLINE (02/09/2010)
but the nazis pawned in brownie making :O
#18 to #16 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
your mom pawned on my dick
User avatar #20 to #18 - xXKIRAXx (02/09/2010)
Look at the name of this site. "Funny"junk. And you suck at being funny. Where th fuck are the real anons?
User avatar #67 to #20 - iAmSatan (02/09/2010)
you had just got a negative 21 commment , your not funny
and i know satan not funy eightther , but i can still set you ablaze
#83 to #67 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
Whats going on guise?
#17 to #16 - madnessgren (02/09/2010)
"owned"


-gn
#22 to #17 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
hey look a purple line...
#23 to #22 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
bullshit, that line is pink.
#24 to #23 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
NO its a purple mountain
#26 to #24 - BrickShatter (02/09/2010)
Change of subject"

I have a pig named Fudge
#29 to #26 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
User avatar #27 to #26 - WTFreq (02/09/2010)
Fuck you.
Name it Bacon.
#28 to #27 - BrickShatter (02/09/2010)
Bacon sounds too sexy
My wife would get envious over my pig affairs.
#30 to #28 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
START THE COLD WAR AGAIN!
#31 to #30 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
i got tities like a woman
i got tities like a woman
i got tities like a woman
i got tities like a woman
WOOP WOOP
iv got my man boobs
User avatar #33 to #31 - TommyAllen ONLINE (02/09/2010)
MR PREGANNNTTT

Snackersnaw!
User avatar #32 to #31 - Pangya (02/09/2010)
*Facepalm*
#34 to #32 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
So...many...purple....lines!
#37 to #34 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
one more!
User avatar #35 to #34 - Pangya (02/09/2010)
*double facepalm*
#40 to #35 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
and one more too!
#91 to #40 - hiimquinn (02/10/2010)
hey, whats going guys, i'm just passing by on my way to the purple mountain resort in funnyjunk town, anyone care to join me?
#89 to #40 - anonymous (02/10/2010)
Whats goin' on in here!?
#86 to #40 - betterthanabove (02/09/2010)
move line move keep it going
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User avatar #82 to #40 - skaterchris (02/09/2010)
cmon guys!
User avatar #62 to #40 - CHOKLATTHUNDA (02/09/2010)
HOLY SHIT, this is one big thread!
User avatar #59 to #40 - Titaniumdildo (02/09/2010)
I'M GONNA CUM!!!!


Captcha: tight
User avatar #53 to #40 - anonymoose (02/09/2010)
I'm helping
#52 to #40 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
YEAHHH!!
User avatar #51 to #40 - Ddubber (02/09/2010)
FUNNYJUNK PICTURE here we come.
#47 to #40 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
holy shit lol -77then 58 then -56 then50 holy fuck lol
#46 to #40 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
Keep going and we will probably get a picture taken and put on funnyjunk.
#44 to #40 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
keep going
#41 to #40 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
HEY!
<-------------
IT LOOKS LIEK A GIANT BONG!
#8 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
win
User avatar #7 - robbysheldon (02/09/2010)
BA-DUM tsh!
_\o/_
Oo',(_)
User avatar #21 to #7 - robbysheldon (02/09/2010)
Nobody likes the drum guy anymore?
#25 to #21 - anonymous (02/09/2010)
*BU-DUM-tshh
User avatar #6 - Mushroomking (02/09/2010)
That was so full of win :D
User avatar #5 - AnonsAnonymous (02/08/2010)
Nice! :)
#4 - jesusthemexicanboy (02/08/2010)
good clean jokes always make me smile
User avatar #3 - LoLgenerator (02/08/2010)
EPIC
User avatar #2 - SamKhan (02/08/2010)
Lold at the end.
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